I’m not surprised she nicked our porridge
‘What with the cost of living, I’m not surprised she nicked our porridge.’
More cartoons
Thursday
‘It’s the beer talking.’
‘It’s the beer talking.’
Telephone consultations
‘I’m afraid I can only currently offer telephone consultations.’
Put up your savings interest rates, now!
‘Put up your savings interest rates, now!’
It’s a fight to the death
Cancer’s got Putin
‘Poor old Cancer’s got Putin.’
Turn off our gas
‘I wish the Russians would turn off our gas.’
Banx commons
Isn’t it lovely to spend so much time together?
‘Isn’t it lovely to spend so much time together?’
Thursday
Agree with him
‘For God’s sake, agree with him! He has a million followers on Twitter.’
Filthy pervert
‘No, you may not give me a lift to the polling station, you filthy pervert,’
They drain your energy at this age
‘They drain your energy at this age, don’t they?’
Putin wouldn’t dare do what?
‘Putin wouldn’t dare do what?’
Relax, it’s just Matt Hancock
‘Relax, it’s just Matt Hancock and Gina Coladangelo.’
I had a moment of madness
This conflict will last years
Old-fashioned Conservatives
‘Nice to see there are still some old-fashioned Conservatives in the house.’
We’re going to have to remove the whip, Tompkins
‘We’re going to have to remove the whip, Tompkins.’