She couldn’t get on to Instagram for seven hours
‘She couldn’t get on to Instagram for seven hours.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Eating street food
‘I’m fed up of always eating street food.’
Cancelling Christmas
‘Cancelling Christmas gets earlier every year.’
I’ve been evicted
‘I’ve been evicted.’
Urgently curating
‘I am not panic buying. I am urgently curating.’
I come up here to get away from you
‘You people do realise I come up here to get away from you?’
I’d like you to meet my other half
‘I’d like you to meet my other half Brian. Brian’s a doctor.’
Remember when we all voted for Boris?
‘Remember when we all voted for Boris to stop Jeremy Corbyn dragging us back to the Seventies?’
I need to see some ID
Thursday
What do you mean panic buying
‘What do you mean panic buying? There’s a sale on!’
More of the same?
‘More of the same?’
Let’s start a rumour
‘Let’s start a rumour that there’s going to be a shortage!’
Queuing for petrol
‘The getaway driver’s still queuing for petrol!’
I’ve been expecting you Mr. Bond
Labour conference
Thursday
If Christmas is cancelled
‘If Christmas is cancelled, it doesn’t matter if you’re naughty or nice.’
