Rise in gas prices
‘Luckily for us there’s no food to cook…’

‘Luckily for us there’s no food to cook…’
‘At least the CO2 shortages have taken my mind off the Brexit shortages.’
‘I’m off then — let’s see if I can get some meat today.’
‘We meet again, Mr Bond.’
‘Everything all right without the food, sir?’
‘He looks stunned.’
‘Nigel’s an ego warrior.’
‘Xxxrgl zzargl Emma Raducanu xxygrlx’
‘Finally some good news.’
‘It’s probably TB, but we won’t be sure until six months after we’ve killed you.’
‘Anyone got a better plan for getting through the winter?’
‘Not as much tennis as I’d hoped.’
‘Do you have confidence booster jabs?’
Cabinet meeting
‘This had better be levelling up and not gentrification.’