Couple 3
‘I’m initiating Wifexit.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Myth
Greek myths revisited: Atlas holds up the world
Hepworth
‘She punched a hole when anyone compared her to Henry Moore.’
Bears 3
Lady
‘That’s no lady’
Begging 4
‘There, does that help?’
Cashpoint 2
‘A table for this evening? Sorry, we’re not looking that far ahead.’
Chancellor
Living Room
Thursday
Baboon
‘I’m not sure that shade is right for you — let’s try something a bit more subtle.’
Greece 2
‘We’ve brought euros, drachmas, and a casefull of brightly coloured beads.’
Snails 3
‘It’s a nightmare living in a place while you do it up.’
Benefits Office
‘I hear there’s £12 billion knocking around somewhere.’
Bouncy 2
Train 4
‘It’s a bit old-fashioned, but this is Network Rail.’
Health Safety
‘And he went down on bended knee-protector — and proposed.’
Migrant
‘Actually, I’m not “another bloody migrant”, I was born here.’
Telly 2
‘I don’t know how he is, we haven’t talked since the wraparound telly arrived.’