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‘Relationship issues… family issues… sexual issues… financial issues… alcohol issues… personality issues… There! Now you know everyone.’
‘We’ve had such fun paying off our children’s and grandchildren’s debts!’
‘All right, all right. Simon says, “Scalpel.”’
‘Great Scott, Professor Hunt has explained women!’
‘You rang, texted, emailed and face-timed, my Lord?
‘Have you made any nice friends?’
‘Our vicar’s a terrible name dropper.’
‘Dude, this is better than heaven — it’s the Cloud.’
‘You say art. I say graffiti.’
‘I’m upper class, but I’m immensely proud of my upper-middle-class roots.’
‘I blame all those puffs of white smoke.’
‘Here’s our list of things we must pledge never to do again.’