Blackpool

‘Is it because I’m white pretending to be black?’
‘Why couldn’t he hang himself out to dry?’
‘I’ve gone for the countryside look.’
‘Yes, I’ve seen a few changes.’
‘We’ve been on a journey.’
‘My work is selfie-explanatory.’
‘I’ve got to go. I’m needed urgently on Twitter.’
‘So, what have you been up to on your phone?’
‘Wow! I can’t believe we’re meeting the actual tooth fairy.’
‘Do you have one that’s much more feminine?
Woad rage
‘It’s every young girl’s dream — to divorce a millionaire.’