Bird
More cartoons
Thursday
Sea Side
‘No, you can’t text on it.’
Cricket Ground
‘He’ll never get in the England team playing like that.’
Downing Street
Blanket
‘He’s a shy pollster.’
Mcdonalds
‘To go?’
Cheaper
‘What our company needs, Jenson, is more women — they’re so much cheaper.’
Murder
3D 2
‘...not so impressive now we’ve got 3D printer technology.’
Health And Safety
‘It’s health and safety gone mad.’
Pond 2
‘Crested, yes, and he’s definitely a newt. But great?’
Room
‘I should have seen the warning signs that she was going to leave me.’
Jobcentre 2
‘I’m afraid you made yourself deliberately unelectable.’
Wealth
‘Technically speaking, you’ll be creating my wealth.’
Thursday
Trident
‘Get the nuclear codes in case Nicola Sturgeon tries to wipe us out.’
Tooth
‘Tooth fairy?! I want a visit from the lip-filler fairy!’
Monolith
‘Of course, it doesn’t make any sense since the election pledges wore off.’
Election 4
‘I guess you know why I’m here?’
Mind
‘I don’t mind a bit of role-play, but I absolutely refuse to dress up as Nicola Sturgeon.’