Wok
More cartoons
Thursday
Green 3
‘We can’t vote for her — she wasn’t locally sourced.’
Dagenham
‘They’re moving the production to the Far East.’
Neptune
Ipad 2
‘They have so much in common.’
Butterfly 3
Scam
‘We’ve come up with the perfect scam to get the voters to trust us.’
Said
‘Is it something I said, tweeted, retweeted, posted on Facebook, blogged, skyped, texted, snapchatted, emailed or facetimed?’
Murray
‘Wow! That service was quick.’
Leaflet
‘Post is late again.’
Hatton Garden
Advisors
Writer 2
This is Jason, my ghostwriter. Jason, dear, she wants my autograph.’
Thursday
Goliath 2
‘I don’t like the look of this.’
Mad Men
‘They seemed to drink all the time in those days.’
Mosquito 2
‘The swamp, the swamp, always we go to the swamp. Why can’t we head north this year?’
Line
Porn 4
‘When I was your age we had to make our own porn.’
Noah
‘You laughing hyenas at the back, why don’t you just come out here to the front and then we can all share the joke?’
Violin
‘You were right – it’s not the cat.’