Phone 6
‘You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Hulahoop
‘I don’t care if you did misread the sign — this is not a hula-hooping toilet!’
Open Sesame
Begging 3
‘I’m old money.’
Thursday
Dish And Spoon
‘Don’t laugh — they’re running away to Syria.’
Election Night
‘We really don’t know which way it’s going to go.’
Clarkson 2
Lherbe
Ice 2
‘Did the ice move for you?’
Trials
‘So, did you go on those clinical trials in the end?’
Dolls 2
‘They all come over here claiming child benefit.’
Cow 4
Cows that produce long-life milk
Benefits 4
Drugs 3
‘I’m worried this plain packaging will put people off cocaine.’
Clarkson
‘They say we might get more interest from England if we rename it Cyclone Clarkson.’
Dump
‘You’ll love this place, it’s a dump.’
Tattoo 6
Law
Unfair
‘It’s so unfair! All my friends are going to Syria. You won’t let me do anything!’