Flats
‘Obviously, accountants, solicitors, head teachers and other poor people use a different entrance.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Gp
‘You’re suffering from a terrible postcode.’
Debate
Baby 6
Droid
‘What, another live person? Do you have any computers over there I can speak with?’
Selfie 6
Pinoc
‘I don’t think you’re really cut out for a career in politics.’
Floating Voter
‘Nick Clegg’s appealing to the floating voter.’
Babysit
‘So. Neither mine nor yours wants to babysit for ours.’
Rspb 2
Bbc 6
‘Could you turn the bias down?’
Thursday
Robots
‘The rise of the machines is more prosaic than I expected.’
Selfie 5
Getaway
‘It’s so wonderful you’re buying me an engagement ring, but why do we need a getaway driver?’
Supermarket 2
Incident
‘Oh my God! There’s some sort of major incident going on around here somewhere.’
Wreckage
‘I love you, darling, but I’m leaving you for another piece of wreckage.’
Doom
‘Social network sites have made it so much easier to lure sailors to their doom.’
News 3
‘They’re called that because historically they had news in them.’