More cartoons
Thursday
Helium
‘To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions.’
Sturdy
‘That one looks nice and sturdy.’
Chains
‘Man is born free, but everywhere he is in chains.’
Jamie
Jamie Oliver Twist
Leaving
‘Of course I’m not leaving you — these are your bags I’m packing.’
Playzone
‘We try to engage young minds by providing things toddlers genuinely want to play with.’
Threshers
Bucket 2
'It's not the most exciting bucket list, darling.'
Downton
‘I’ll get the butler to watch Downton Abbey for us.’
Crisis
Idiot
‘I think you’re being briefed against.’
Thursday
Police 5
‘These massage parlours seem to be popping up all over the place.’
Bucket
‘Right, Form 4B, what’s all this “Ice Bucket Challenge” nonsense?’
Block
Writers’ block
Stonehenge 2
‘We made this exciting new find that pre-dates the monument itself!’
Tribe
‘Sorry — thought you were a lost tribe.’
Chewing
‘In the end, we had to put the dog down. I caught him chewing my Manolo Blahniks.’