Investment
‘I hope you’re not reading investment porn again.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Wild
Distressed
I see you’ve gone for the distressed look.’
Hot
‘I read that snakes like to live in hot environments.’
Vote 2
Trans
There are downsides to society’s new supportive attitude to transgender people
Shoe Repairer
‘That’s how shoe repairers mark out their territory.’
Boris 3
Shoe
Scot
‘I’ve come to Westminster to get away from all the politicians.’
Thursday
Booked
‘I reckon you’ve double-booked ’ere, mate.’
Monarch
‘I’m sure your status as Monarch of the Glen won’t be affected.’
But
‘But — and it’s a very big but.’
Avatar
‘He’s out. Try his avatar’
Eggs 2
‘Your Excellency, Monsieur Fabergé called by and wanted to know if you’re going to pay his overdue bill.’
Medicine
‘You do realise we’re the only ones in this household on private healthcare.’
Tunnel 9
Book 2
‘Madame Trierweiler’s book? I’m afraid we’ve just sold out.’