Hamza
More cartoons
Thursday
Sober
‘That’s Jack, that’s Gracie, that’s er ... damn, it’s so hard to remember their names when you’re sober.’
Capitalism
‘There are times I regret we ever embraced capitalism.’
Wednesday
Kitchen
‘Something went “ping”.’
Sponge
‘I don’t believe you’re genuinely looking for work. I think you’re just a sponge.’
Balls
Speech
‘That speech you wrote for me — it really came from my heart.’
Models
‘Well, you should be more specific.’
Satnav
Coalition satnav
Settle
‘So far, I’ve not met anyone I’d want to settle down and get into debt with.’
Savile
‘Now you’re in for it, sonny!’
Zombies
‘Zombies! The worst kind….’
Conference
‘Avoid the city centre — it’s full of politicians.’
Hair
‘Fifty Shades of Grey...sounds like a bad-hair day.’
Argue
‘In retrospect, I’m glad we decided to argue at home rather than abroad this year.’
Opera
‘Must we go in and see it? Can’t we just stick to telling people we paid £1,000 a ticket?’
Aristocrats
Galleys
‘Just think — this sort of work used to be the exclusive preserve of men!’
Thursday
Portrait
Portrait of the week
