Rubbish
‘I’m not underperforming! I really am this rubbish!’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Skeleton
Knights
Knife
‘You can see he’s had a deprived childhood. Just look at the way he holds his knife.’
Hunt
‘Is this your first drag hunt, Sir Patrick?’
Corset
‘It all started when he was advised by the doctor to wear a corset to relieve his chronic back pain.’
Camera
Shrink
‘I have a problem with fidelity, according to all my other shrinks.’
Thursday
Predictions
Down And Out
‘I was once very rich, but nobody liked me, so I gave my money away – only to find that nobody likes you when you’re down an’ out, either.’
