I think it’s time

‘We need cheering up, Grandpa – tell us about the Cuban Missile Crisis.’
‘I’m on the I’m right side of history.’
‘And it’s got an 85in TV screen in case we want to watch Glastonbury.’
‘It has come to our attention that you don’t have a moustache.’
‘You could have picked a more interesting specimen.’
‘Have they finished HS2 yet?’
‘We’re spending the day with my Dad – he gets lonely on his own.’
‘It’ll be so big, it’ll be a country within a country – namely ours.’
‘If it’s world war three it’s time to head for the bunker!’