‘The Tory party was much better when I was your age.’
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‘The Tory party was much better when I was your age.’
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‘The Tory party was much better when I was your age.’
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‘If it turns out you’ve been lying about Father Christmas, Mum, you’ll have to go.’
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‘You just can’t trust a Chancellor of the Exchequer.’
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‘Before you decide, remember where all the toys and goodies come from’
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‘A treble whisky please – I’m doing sober October.’
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‘It’s not the most aspirational of slogans.’
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‘My chatbot wife doesn’t understand me.’
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‘This is beginning to escalate.’
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‘Quick son – here come the flag police.’
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‘How did he get away with all the unhealthy skinny images?’
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‘Are you going to talk about football all night?’
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‘It’s Jeffrey Epstein… he wants to deny any connection to Donald Trump.’
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‘Right kids, bedtime.’