I have a book in me
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Mark Wood
Wednesday
Is it just me, or do you feel like Greenland?
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Friday
‘CDs? You’re so old-fashioned, Dad.’
‘CDs? You’re so old-fashioned, Dad.’
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Wednesday
‘CDs? You’re so old-fashioned, Dad.’
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‘CDs? You’re so old-fashioned, Dad.’
That’s it, play the victim again
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‘That’s it, play the victim again.’
Monday
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Saturday
‘I’ve had to get rid of the naughty and nice lists, it was affecting mental health.’
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‘I’ve had to get rid of the naughty and nice lists, it was affecting mental health.’
Friday
‘Oh, I don’t go to every house any more.’
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‘Oh, I don’t go to every house any more.’
Bang goes our quiet Christmas
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‘Bang goes our quiet Christmas.’
Wednesday
‘It’s very modern. There’s a different takeaway driver behind every door.’
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‘It’s very modern. There’s a different takeaway driver behind every door.’
Wednesday
I may have been asleep for 100 years, but my deep sleep was only 21 per cent
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‘I may have been asleep for 100 years, but my deep sleep was only 21 per cent.’
Wednesday
Wanting to be a real boy was one thing – now he talks of wanting to be a real man
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‘Wanting to be a real boy was one thing – now he talks of wanting to be a real man.’
‘Halloween was last week. It must be fillers.’
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‘Halloween was last week. It must be fillers.’
Wednesday
‘The former Duke of York was marched to the top of the hill and left there.’
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‘The former Duke of York was marched to the top of the hill and left there.’
Wednesday
I’ve had to learn how to throw it myself
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‘I’ve had to learn how to throw it myself.’
Wednesday
Thank God, that’s the Christmas shopping finished
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‘Thank God, that’s the Christmas shopping finished.’
Wednesday
The uncontrolled numbers coming in does concern me
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‘The uncontrolled numbers coming in does concern me.’
Wednesday
Halloween Christmas
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‘I can’t download the app, can I still get ill?’
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‘I can’t download the app, can I still get ill?’