The Spectator

Swans

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‘I found out he was mating for life with someone else behind my back.’

Turtles

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‘Me, too. I can remember exactly where I was when I heard that President Lincoln had been shot.’

Turtle

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‘Me, too. I can remember exactly where I was when I heard that President Lincoln had been shot.’

Tariffs

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‘And that, in its simplest form, is the lowest energy tariff currently available.’

Savile 2

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‘Me too. I thought coming as Jimmy Savile would be a really funny and original idea.’

Portrait of the week | 25 October 2012

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Home Andrew Mitchell, the Conservative chief whip, resigned, still denying that he referred to police as ‘plebs’ for refusing to allow him to cycle through the main gate to Downing Street three weeks ago. The Chancellor, George Osborne, was caught in a first-class carriage with a standard-class ticket. One of his aides paid £160 for

Policing the police

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Public officials, even retired ones, should not as a general rule attempt to undermine democracy. Imagine if, for example, a permanent secretary in the Home Office took to the airwaves to persuade the public to sit on their hands in a general election, in the hope that a low turnout would remove legitimacy from the

Barometer | 25 October 2012

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Electric dreams Manganese Bronze, the manufacturer of the most familiar model of London taxi, went into administration, putting a question mark over the black London cab. — Although they enjoy the status of a timeless icon, London cabs only became universally black after the second world war, while their less welcome signature, diesel fumes, only came in during

Shelf Life: Anton du Beke

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Stalwart of Strictly, winner of Rear of the Year 2011 and author of B is for Ballroom: Be Your Own Armchair Dancefloor Expert, dancer Anton du Beke is on this week’s Shelf Life. He tells us what he’s reading and which self help book would make him foxtrot for the hills. He tweets @TheAntonDuBeke 1). What

Marriage

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'This is crazy, Veronica. Can’t we go and see a marriage counsellor before this gets out of hand?’