Satire
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How satire works, No. 96: When government advisers watch The Thick of It
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Online
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‘No more going up the hill, Jill — we can now order water online and have it delivered.’
Lobbying
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‘You call it whinging. I call it lobbying.’
Houses
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‘Business is terrible. Everyone’s baffled by it!’
Frescoes
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‘We were painting frescoes in your area and wondered if…’
Lamp Post
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You call it “Leaning on a lamp post”. I call it loitering with intent.’
Buddha
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‘I think I preferred it when Ernest had low self-esteem.’
Oxfam
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Titian
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Burglar
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Ambulance
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‘Certainly madam – and would you like the ambulance in medium, large or extra large?’
Bake Off
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Rifle
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Teddy
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‘OK, chaps, once we’re out of the tunnel we’ll use these wildlife costumes to blend into the surrounding countryside.’
Cryer
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‘And now over to the news from your area.’
Hamza
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Sober
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‘That’s Jack, that’s Gracie, that’s er ... damn, it’s so hard to remember their names when you’re sober.’
Capitalism
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‘There are times I regret we ever embraced capitalism.’
Letters | 11 October 2012
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The views of Sentamu Sir: I wonder if Archbishop Sentamu is really the best candidate for Canterbury as you suggest (Leading article, 6 October). Cutting up his dog collar on live television in protest against President Mugabe was a splendid gesture; but how exactly has it helped anyone in Zimbabwe? He is wrong in any
Portrait of the week | 11 October 2012
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Home ‘Unless we take difficult, painful decisions,’ David Cameron, the Prime Minister, told the Conservative party conference, ‘Britain may not be in the future what it has been in the past.’ He said that it was ‘an hour of reckoning for countries like ours. Sink or swim, do or decline.’ Earlier he had said that
