‘I don’t call it a comb-over, I prefer the phrase “hair system”.’
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‘I don’t call it a comb-over, I prefer the phrase “hair system”.’
Wilbur
Wednesday
‘With your politics, you’re a natural fit for Reform.’
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‘With your politics, you’re a natural fit for Reform.’
Wednesday
‘Nigel Farage on line one, sir. He wonders if you’d be interested in joining Reform.’
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‘Nigel Farage on line one, sir. He wonders if you’d be interested in joining Reform.’
‘Apparently the grandchildren are good for our brains.’
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‘Apparently the grandchildren are good for our brains.’
Wednesday
‘Must have been on triple-strength Wegovy.’
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‘Must have been on triple-strength Wegovy.’
‘I’m doing Single Malt January.’
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‘I’m doing Single Malt January.’
‘At least we’ve got water.’
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‘At least we’ve got water.’
There’s an app for that now
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Friday
‘The old rules-based order is history.’
‘The old rules-based order is history.’
Wednesday
The old rules-based order is history
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‘The old rules-based order is history.’
‘Oh Gruffalo, thank goodness! For a minute I thought you were David Walliams.’
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‘Oh Gruffalo, thank goodness! For a minute I thought you were David Walliams.’
And they all lived happily ever after until the invention of the smartphone…
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‘And they all lived happily ever after until the invention of the smartphone...’
Monday
And Daddy says can I also ask for a new prime minister?
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‘And Daddy says can I also ask for a new prime minister?’
Saturday
‘We have a few notes on presentation and delivery.’
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‘We have a few notes on presentation and delivery.’
Wednesday
‘Don’t buy tickets for day three of the Ashes Test match.’
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‘Don’t buy tickets for day three of the Ashes Test match.’
Wednesday
‘You make Rachel Reeves seem decisive.’
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‘You make Rachel Reeves seem decisive.’
Ah, some good news for once
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‘Ah, some good news for once.’
Wednesday
‘This could be the final nail in the coffin.’
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‘This could be the final nail in the coffin.’
Bloody immigrants, coming over here, stealing our jobs
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‘Bloody immigrants, coming over here, stealing our jobs.’